fleur growing up unsure of what gender means to her, even if she identifies as female sexually, even after learning to embrace and flaunt and use her femininity as an innate power just like her magic at beauxbatons, but still never quite feeling like a girl like she thinks she should and trying…
I want to be able to walk down the street in a tank top and short shorts and have men think “Oh, she’s wearing that because it’s hot,” and not “she’s wearing that to show her willingness to have sex.”
I want to be able to eat an entire bag of potato chips without feeling the need to qualify…
The correct pronunciation of “colonel” is, without exaggeration, the stupidest thing on this planet
ENGLISH IS NOT MY NATIVE LANGUAGE SO AFTER SEEING THIS POST A MILLION TIMES I FINALLY GOOGLED THE PRONUNCIATION AND NOW I AM SO ANGRY
I only speak english. And the number of times I tried to pronounce it like “co-lo-nell” and was corrected my teachers… is RIDIC.
Wanna know my retort: I AM SOUNDING IT OUT! THERE IS NO R IN THIS WORD!
YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS
Working in retail in a nutshell
So I accidentally discovered this picture while i was looking for cute things to crochet and THERE ARE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO TURTLE COZIES.
THEY LOOK SO CUTE THEY HAVE NORMAL ONES
THEY HAVE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE FUCKING BOWSER
THEY HAVE ONES SHAPED LIKE ANIMALS
THEY HAVE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO MAKING YOUR TURTLES LOOK LIKE FOOD
THE PUMPKIN IS SO CUTE BUT THIS GEM IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:
BUT HOW DO YOU CHOOSE A FAVORITE WHEN THEY’RE ALL SO CUTE
Get it together, Barack
when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u
Some Useful Life tricks
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why does tumblr think everything needs to be sexual. why do people add comments like “tag your porn” and “there are kids on this site” on a gif of a chocolate cake. why u wanna fuck that cake
dany + getting real tired of your shit